Saturday, May 21, 2011

NOT GOOD ENOUGH



I had it wrong yesterday.  According to the eBible Fellowship the actual end of the world will occur on October 21st.  I copied this time line from their website:

2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).


So really, today (May 21st) was for the elect to be taken up to heaven.  In case you are wondering, I am writing this from home and not from cloud number nine or any other cloud for that matter.  I am sure you must be pretty worried because if I am still here (I am near to elect, well in my mind anyway) then your chances may be slim to none.  I guess when it comes down to it, if you are here, you were just not good enough.  I take comfort in the fact that it's all a load of bunk anyway.


Well, I'm off to go find Ian, I haven't seen him all day.  Ian?.... Ian?.... IAN???









3 comments:

  1. I'm still here too. Let's raise some hell!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. The fact that you used the word he** in the comment box tells me why you are still here. Heck yeah, let's raise some!

    ReplyDelete
  3. High five for your punchline.

    ReplyDelete