IT'S A BOY?

As I mentioned yesterday, nobody in the house (besides me) knows how to roast a chicken so even though it was Mother's Day, I ended up making dinner.  Emily was in the kitchen taking a lesson, watching carefully so that she could do it next time.

"Oh look" I said as I cleaned out the cavities "It's a boy chicken."

"Ewwww " Emily replied "Is that its thingie? ......oh wait...it's the neck right?"

I have my work cut out for me.