TRUE STORY

My brother-in-law was just telling me about his neighbor across the street and the run in he had with a would be intruder the other week.

The neighbor (a former Navy Seal) and his wife were sleeping one night and the wife woke up to the sound of someone trying to break into the house.  She woke her husband who immediately jumped out of bed and grabbed his shotgun.  He quickly ran down the stairs, out the side door and around the corner to discover that indeed there was somebody trying to pry open the patio door (stupid).  He put his gun to the back of the head of the would be intruder and told him to get down on the ground.  The burglar immediately complied (smart) and the homeowner placed his foot on the intruder's back and yelled at his wife to call the police.  The police quickly arrived and took the would be burglar into custody.  The homeowner stood chatting to the police giving an official statement for their records when his wife came out to join him.  "Dear" she said "you may want to go inside and put something on."
In all the excitement he had failed to realize that he wasn't wearing a stitch of clothing.
True story.