SUNDAY SMILE

This week's episode of the Sunday Smile is brought to you courtesy of my daughter-in-law Emily, who came across these pictures taken by obviously amateur photographers.

I hope you enjoy them as much as we do.

Ugly Hand girl resorted to living in the woods to avoid the cruel stares from others.

 This young man was able to find a girlfriend despite the fact that he wears polish on his toenails to accentuate his lovely sandals.

She looks like a girl but her arms are just so...so...manly.

Inspiration for both Sir Mix A Lot and Queen.  (The one likes big butts and he cannot lie and the other thinks fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round.)

"What do you mean, I have girlie legs?"

I know that the one thing is a kid's arm but I am not sure what the other thing is, either way, the girl on the right seems terrified it might touch her while the girl on the left seems impressed. 

This young man is quite the contortionist.  With that bathing suit I am guessing he's from Europe.

 Don't get your knickers in a knot, I am not posting photos of naked bums, just naked arms.  

 See?  It's just another bare arm.

 The fashion police issued this picture as proof that wearing stripes makes you look wider  than you are.

SUNDAY SMILE

The waiting game has begun.  I am at Brittany's in anticipation of the arrival of baby number 2 who is due on Tuesday.  I brought my camera so I can get lots of pictures of the new little guy.  I was thinking of taking some maternity shots beforehand but I just can't decide on the right pose.

I'm not an artist so this one's out.

Ben doesn't own suspenders so this one won't work either.

I'd try this one if I had mad photoshop skills. We don't have to time to wait for Ben to buff up at the gym.

This is more like Ben's physique but Brittany doesn't have an ass like that. (I meant that in the donkey sense)

This would work so much better if they had painted her belly to look like a basketball.  Again, I am not an artist so this one's out.

I am confused...is the bunny reference in regards to her ability to reproduce like a rabbit or in the I'm a Playboy Bunny sexy way?

Oh if only I could find some spanish moss growing in Southern Ontario.  I bet Brittany would go for this one.

Christmas Recap

The company is gone, the decorations are put away, and life has slowly returned to normal (as normal as it gets anyway), even all the Christmas treats are gone (trust me I've completed a desperate room to room search for any stray shortbread or half eaten bar of chocolate).  Depression.
 Because we were away for a month just before Christmas, I felt ill prepared for the big event and some of our usual traditions went by the wayside to hopefully be resurrected next year...maybe.

We did manage to fit in most of our usual traditions like....

making snowflake cookies and....

enacting the story of the first Christmas and ...

singing Christmas carols.

This year I didn't get a chance to get together some Christmas pajamas so we weren't able to get our annual Christmas morning pajama photo like last year's.

I tried to tell my family that we really didn't need to have matching pajamas to get a Christmas picture,we could just improvise.

They wouldn't go for it.  Maybe next year!

SAY CHEESE!

Remember this little girl?  

So sweet....

So cute....

So photogenic.

Well, she's discovered that when the camera comes out (real or pretend) she's supposed to smile. 

Forced smile #1

Forced smile # 2

This is going to make taking good family shots next to impossible.

We think she's been taking lessons from her older sister.